Colbert

Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.

Now, if you'll forgive me, there's a lot to do here.

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Jon's Apology
yossarianliving
 Fight Club movie.

I can't even.

For the first time ever, I'm not sure if the movie or the book is better at telling the story.

Braincrash.

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Colbert
yossarianliving
 There's a fiftieth-anniversary edition of Catch-22 out, you guys. THERE'S A TIMELINE IN THE BACK. I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH ITS EXISTENCE.

Got my braces off. Hurt like hell. Ate a ton of caramel because fuck everyone.

Decided to go to college in Canada if Boston won't have me. My friends are suddenly on board with this. We're going to invade that country, try to Americanize it, fail, and end up pronouncing "about" like fools forever. This is a prophecy.

I have a delicious MacBook Pro that I'm afraid to use for more than a few hours at a time. My last laptop melted. Ye-eah.

There are longer, more interesting stories hiding somewhere in my head, but I don't really like any of them. I have no one to talk to, or I'd have perfected the storytelling already and could retell it expertly here. So talk to me, and I swear I'll try not to make it about Colbert and RvB if you don't care about them. -nod-

Also, if anybody's read anything that feels like Catch-22 or my new best friend Fight Club, please, God, tell me what it is; I'm dyin' over here.

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Colbert
yossarianliving
 My life is such a trainwreck right now, but nobody gives a fuck about that, including me, so I'm going to quote Jon's coverage of Glenn Beck leaving Fox News and scream-laugh because I'll be using this quote for the rest of my life.

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
NO
WHAT
NO
WHAT
NO
I CAN'T
BELIEVE
IT'S NOT
BUTTER
WHAT
FUCK
NO

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Colbert
yossarianliving
 Bought the new Rise Against album today, because I sort of like that band.

ONE OF THE SONGS HAS AUDIO FROM CATCH-22.

I realized I wasn't accidentally playing them at the same time and nearly died.

afjkglsglk;sjh;lksjgh NATELY.

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Writer's Block: I wanna be just like you
Colbert
yossarianliving
Was there ever a fictional character who you admired so much that you strived to be like him or her?

Simmons Dunbar Yossarian Milo Liz Lemon No.

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Colbert
yossarianliving
So Lance can watch Report clips if I embed 'em in stuff. HERE ARE SOME EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE.













































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Colbert
yossarianliving
 HOW THE FUCK--?

I broke Syracuse. I am so, so fucked. Now I'll have to...join the Army or go to community college or something else drastic. [/sense]

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Colbert
yossarianliving
 afklghj;lkdfjg You guys.

The movie's off and I can't contact Syracuse and this is not going to end well for me but this fucking thing.

Distracted forever by Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. I'll have this memorized and the songs down pat by Tuesday.

Also, I left T/D. I don't know what the reaction was or how much probing Ky-la's done to my previously innocent account, but I'm sorry about it. Really. It's only that I hate being around. Um, that was actually the opposite of comforting. I think I mean, "It's not you; it's me." That is, of course, tactful lying. It's none and all of us. That was tactful vagueness.

I'm spending the better part of vacation in New York, which in retrospect was horrible timing and a bad idea, so I'm oh-for-one for decision-making so far.

...So how 'bout those Republicans, huh? And those handsome pundits, what're their names, Jon and Stephen? Everything's the same, etc.

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Jon's Apology
yossarianliving
 This week has been wonderful/terrible. I'm afraid of myself, but I'm writing and filming a movie, so I would say it balances ou--

No. Fuck that. It's fucking AWESOME, 's what it is! Did I mention the bit where I'm writing a movie? A movie that's going to happen--actually has to happen by April (or we're fucked, but that's another story)? Um, that's frickin' sweet, to use the first and only description I can think of right now. A /zombie/ movie.

akdgl;flkjg;klfsdj I have to act in it, though, because my friends and I don't know enough people to actually cast some. I don't know if I want 'em watching it then...but, hey, I can act on a camera, especially if I write this character very carefully--and it's good for me she's minor. Matt and Destiny are in leading roles, for fuck's sake; they'll be onscreen for an hour or more. (Did I mention that it was a movie?)

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Grif/Simmons
yossarianliving
 Spending Christmas shipping everyone with everyone else. LIKE A BOSS.

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